1 . Do you want dessert ?
When a man is dining with a woman , whether she is his wife,
his sister , his mother or the girl of his dreams , he should order
dessert . Ask the girl which food looks best, then order that
one and ask for two spoons . Hand her a spoon. If she doesn ’ t
want any , she won ’ t eat any . Chances are she wants some .
Don ’ t scarf it all down before she has a chance to taste it . Eat
it slowly. Give her many chances to take as many small and
polite and heavenly bites as she would like . She will love you
forever . You ’ re welcome .
2 . Have you lost weight ?
Asking this questions implies the woman had weight to lose
which is never going to go well. Plus , answering this question
is unbelievably uncomfortable for most women . How is she
supposed to respond ? “ Why , yes , I ’ m not as fat as I used to
be. Thanks for noticing . ” Awkward ! A much better thing to say
is , “ Wow ! You look great!” or “ You are glowing !” or “ You look
more gorgeous than ever before!”
3 . Do you have PMS ?
Maybe she does . Maybe she doesn ’ t. Women are emotional
creatures and, for many, premenstrual emotions are a very
real thing . If a woman seems overly sensitive or irrational ,
give her a hug. Tell her how comeliness and lovely she is . Order her some
dessert and hand her a spoon with a wink and a smile . Do
NOT ask this question . It will only make things worse .
4 . Can I kiss you ?
If a woman wants to kiss a man, she will most likely let him
know with long glances , close proximity, maybe even some
leaning in and flirty touches to his arm or knee . If a woman
doesn ’ t want to kiss a man , she will often lean away , turn her
mouth unnaturally away from his mouth or cross her arms
and legs in a defensive posture . In short, watch for the cues .
Asking this question is a romance killer . If a woman is leaning
in so close it ’ s getting weird not to kiss her , grab her and give
her a good old - fashioned smooch. If the vibe she ’ s giving off
is confusing , lean in a little and let her make up the difference.
If she ’ s acting like she ’ d rather roll in a den of spiders than
get close enough to touch lips , leave her alone and find
another more affable female to pucker up to .
5 . Are you pregnant ?
Guys , never ask this . Ever . If a woman is pregnant, she will be
sure to let you know the second she is ready. If she is not
pregnant and you ask her if she is , you are in danger of the
worst glare you have ever seen or maybe even dealing with
tears . If a woman looks pregnant , revert back to the same
quotes mentioned above to be used in place of the dreaded
“ Have you lost weight ?” faux pas . Tell her she ’ s gorgeous,
glowing , more amazing than ever and go on with your day
feeling proud about the massive bullet you undoubtedly just
dodged .
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