LMAO!!! FOOTBALL PLAYER SENT OFF AFTER RELEASING LOUD GAS FROM HIS ANUS

A SWEDISH footballer was sent off for “unsportsmanlike

behaviour” because he farted too loudly.

Adam Lindin Ljungkvist received a second bookable

offence for a particularly putrid parp during the latter

stages of his side Pershagen SK’s game against Jarna

SK’s reserves in Sweden’s ninth tier.

The smelly star was left in disbelief when referee

Dany Kako gave him his marching orders for blowing off –

and assumed the official must have thought he had broken

wind into his hand and hurtled the ghastly gas in his

direction.

Ljungkvist told Swedish newspaper Lanstidningen

Sodertalje: “I needed to fart, I had a bad stomach. So I just

farted. Then I received a yellow card and then a red.

“I was shocked, it’s the strangest thing I have ever

experienced on a football field.

“I asked the referee: ‘What, you can’t fart on the field?’, he

replied: ‘No’.

“He may have thought that I farted in my hand and threw it

towards him, but he didn’t say.”

Jarna SK’s reserves striker Kristoffer Linde admitted he

couldn’t believe it when he heard Ljungkvist let one go

from the other side of the pitch.

He said: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard

the fart loud and clear. It was the strangest thing I’ve seen

on the field, and I have been playing football since I was

eight years old.”

Referee Kako later confirmed that he had dismissed the

stinking Swede for farting on the pitch, claiming the fetid

footballer did it “on purpose”.

He explained: “I perceive that it is a provocation against

another player. He did it on purpose and it was

inappropriate behaviour. Therefore, he received a yellow

card.”

Amazingly, the ref admitted it wasn’t the most absurd

yellow card he has ever dished out in his career.

He said: “Yes. No one must get a yellow card for farting on

the field. Once there was a player who stood and peed next

to the pitch. That was also a yellow card.”

It’s not the first time a player has disgraced himself with

his toilet antics on the pitch.

Former England striker Gary Lineker once accidentally

followed through at the 1990 World Cup when the Three

Lions took on the Republic of Ireland, and also blamed a

bad stomach.